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Memphis Is a City Chocked Full of Hole-in-the-Wall Treasures
(By Stacy Jones, August 27, 2005)
     Every city has its share of treasures tucked away, waiting to be discovered.
     I was reminded of this notion last Saturday afternoon when I watched an episode of WKNO Channel 10's "Memphis Memoirs" titled "Lost Memphis."
I had missed experiencing quite a few unique places in Memphis simply because I was born too late. So many wonderful, ornate buildings were sacrificed in the name of progress.
     One of them, an old, stately home on Union Avenue was razed over 30 years ago to make way for an Arby's. Despite an organized protest, it was too late. The home was lost to corporate America. Unfortunately, the Arby's never came to fruition on the spot. Later, a Shoney's Restaurant was built there, and today Memphians know that building as Charles Cavallo's Cupboard, a popular meat-and-three.
     Having lived in Memphis for four years while in college and now after becoming a permanent resident in August last year, I have discovered my own share of unique Memphis locales.
     Midtown is full of them, and downtown has its share, despite the recent crop of tourist attractions, such as the Peabody Place mall and FedEx Forum.
     One of the first I discovered while in college was Huey's Restaurant. The original is located in midtown on Madison Avenue, but in the last several years, the owner has opened six more locations in the Memphis area.
The downtown Huey's probably has the most notoriety. Located across the street from the Peabody Hotel, the building once housed a Krystal. The story has it that one night a young and upcoming Elvis Presley greased his hair, hopped in his car, and picked up his date and drove her to that very Krystal to eat hamburgers.
     Although Huey's does certainly qualify as a local chain, it lacks that homogeneous "chain" feeling. In each of the seven venues, the walls are graffiti-stained, and the ceilings are full of the toothpicks that hold together patrons' hamburgers. After the hamburgers are devoured, it is tradition to place the toothpick in the end of one's straw and blow it into the ceiling where it sticks for posterity. And, believe me, after many failed attempts, there is an art to accomplishing this feat.
     But the best part of Huey's is the burger itself. In fact, Huey's burgers have been voted best in Memphis since 1984 by readers of The Memphis Flyer, a weekly newspaper. I always tell potential guests that we must go to Huey's when they visit because the hamburgers are indeed the best in the world.
     One of my other favorite Memphis hideaways is also located in midtown on Madison. The Poor and Hungry Café, otherwise known as the P&H, is one of the very best holes-in-the wall Memphis has to offer. It's rather dark inside, but the wall lamps provide subtle ambience. Sliding into one of the worn booths, adorned with overhead caricatures of well-known Memphians, is sure to improve my mood.
     I've never met P&H proprietress Wanda Wilson, who sports her own collection of unique hats and had a cameo in the third movie of the "Walking Tall" trilogy, but I've heard she's pretty special, especially to midtown theatergoers. I have met her roommate Josephine, or Jo, as most know her. Jo is something of a P&H hostess, and she has enough charm and kindness to fill a room. She can also whip up some mean Tex-Mex.
     Moving further west toward the river, the famed Peabody Hotel merits a stop. A view of the ducks is worth it. Two weeks ago we took some guests to the South's Grand Hotel, where, according to historian David Cohn, the Mississippi Delta begins, and took a front row seat for the ducks to make their nightly exit from the marble fountain.
     A group of web-footed creatures has swam in the fountain at the Peabody since the 1930s, when General Manager Frank Schutt and a friend returned from an Arkansas hunting trip and, after a bit too much Tennessee sippin' whiskey, thought it would be fun to place their live duck decoys in the fountain. The next day guests received the ducks with much enthusiasm, and what began as a prank became tradition.
     The Peabody ducks march downstairs every day at 11 a.m. to the fountain and return every evening at 5 p.m. to their rooftop home, one of the most breathtaking places to witness a sunset over the Mississippi River.
     The highlight of the Peabody that day two weeks ago, though, was getting my photo made with Mr. Bernard Lansky, clothier to Elvis, especially in Elvis's younger rockabilly days. Lansky runs a branch of his men's clothing shop just off the lobby of the Peabody.
     Further south, Beale Street, despite its touristy cache, holds its share of surprises. One time while walking on Beale Street in the early evening, Mike and I encountered a Memphis legend, the late Rufus Thomas, of "Funky Chicken" and "Walking the Dog" musical fame. He was "mentoring" a group of young African-American men, offering them advice on how to living as examples to others. We didn't want to interrupt, so we just stood there spellbound and listened.
     The gem of Beale Street, though, has little to do with music. Since 1876, the motto of A. Schwab's two-story general merchandise store has been "If you can't find it at A. Schwab's, you're better off without it!" At this family-run store visitors can walk across the squeaky wooden floors to purchase an eclectic array of dry goods, including washboards, neckties, straight razors, and overalls up to a size 72, as well as any necessary voodoo herbs and potions. I don't know whether you can truly attract your desired lover or ward off evil or put a hex on anyone, but, gee, isn't it fun to try?
     However, not to be missed downtown is Earnestine and Hazel's, now a fairly "rustic" (i.e., usually means rat-infested "hole in the wall") dive at the last stop on the Main Street trolley line. The place used to be a brothel at one time and a hotel for African-Americans at another time. According to legend, Ray Charles stayed there, as well as Elvis.
     The joint doesn't really crank up until late evening, but they offer a nice, greasy "soul burger." They also have rights to one of the best jukeboxes in town, offering a diverse collection of Memphis R&B and soul.
     The best part, though, about this historic place? It is supposedly haunted. One evening when my husband Mike and I were the last patrons for the night, one of the cooks gave us a tour of a couple of back rooms that visitors don't usually get to see and told us about a number of strange occurrences.
     "I was talking to a friend about divorce," she leaned in and revealed, "and all of a sudden, that country song 'D-I-V-O-R-C-E' started playing on the jukebox." Eerie.
     That's why I love these places so rich with character and history. Take me to a hole-in-the wall over a chain venue any day.
     (Stacy Jones, a Southerner, is a Master of Fine Arts student in fiction writing at The University of Memphis. She is a native of Guys, Tenn., and her columns, which appear on Saturdays, are archived at Southern-Drawl.com.)

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