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Considering the Reality of Reality Television
(The Daily Corinthian, 4 June 2005)
     I'm a little tired of reality television.
     I don't care to know who will be the next person Donald Trump hires to work for him. Or who will design fashion clothing under Tommy Hilfiger's label. Or who will be the next of 20 strangers stranded on an island to walk away with a million in cash.
     And, frankly, enough crime scene investigation shows and courtroom dramas abound on TV that it ought to make us never want to hear another forensic or legal term uttered again.
     Too often, these shows are little more than over-hyped, unrealistic dramas that tout stories "ripped from the headlines."
     I wonder sometimes, in the midst of the proliferation of this genre of "real" programming, whether any writers with "original" ideas remain to devise new, incisive, surprising storylines. Television seems to wax more insipid over time.
     Having had my say, though, I will admit-with a little reservation-that I, too, have been drawn to a few "reality" programs this last season.
     Although I didn't watch the show every week, I found myself intrigued by pondering who would become the next "American Idol." I was pulling for Bo because he performed with such a unique, soulful voice and possessed more of a "star-quality" than most of the other contestants. It helped that he was from Alabama. Us folks from the Deep South take up for each other.
However, he lost to Carrie, an Okie, with a less unique voice and style. Further, she was a bit stiff, I thought.
     Uh-oh. I just realized I'm starting to sound like those reality television buffs who can speak with ease about the programs that suck them in and turn them into little more than couch kudzu each week.
     But, to my merit, I will argue that there are a few programs that are worth a watch every now and then.
     Shows like the aforementioned "American Idol" or some of the makeover shows, such as "Extreme Makeover: Home Edition" or even-dare I admit I have watched this one-"Nanny 911" either showcase someone's talent or actually help people make their lives better.
     Other shows-such as "My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiancé"-and a whole host of others focus on humiliating people and pitting them against each other for depraved reasons. Greed, namely. Put 20 little humans in the rat wheel with a million dollars at the end of the maze and see who gets there first. See who chews up others in the process.
     Part of the problem, though, comes in the labeling. None of these shows-even the "good" ones I watch occasionally-really mirror "reality."
     How many times does the average person get to compete with 19 other people for a sum of money that could change his or her life? How many times does the average family get an all-expense paid vacation to Disney World while build them a new home or completely remodel their current home? And not too many 20-somethings get the chance to sing their hearts out, all the way to a record deal, on national television.
     Therefore, I think-if they really want to stay true to the "reality" genre-producers ought to make some "REALity" programs.
     Let the cameras stay focused on an elderly person a month or two and see just how hard it is to live on Social Security and pay medical bills and buy prescription drugs. Or put hidden cameras in nursing homes to record abuse and broadcast the results on TV.
     They might create a show called "A Week in the Life of a Homeless Man." See how hard it is for a homeless person who lives with a mental disability to survive on the streets of an urban setting like, say, New York.
     Another show idea might come from the inadequacies in our nation's schools. The cameras could even zoom in at a special angle to catch the drops of sweat on a third grader's face in an impoverished school district where there is no money to repair air conditioners or install new ones.
     In fact, TV execs might create an entire series: "The Reality of Living in America for Those Who Have Been Failed by the American Dream."
     But such programming likely would not go over too well with the American viewing public. The ratings would plummet. Somehow we want our "reality" TV, but we just don't want it to be too real.
     (Stacy Jones, a Southerner, is a Master of Fine Arts student in fiction writing at The University of Memphis. She is a native of Guys, Tenn., and her columns, which appear on Saturdays, are archived at Southern-Drawl.com.)

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